Mokkai

How will you keep an Elephant inside a fridge?
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Come on,answer me? How will you keep an Elephant inside a fridge???
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Did you say 'I don't know'
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Ok. I will tell you.
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Open the Fridge and put the Elephant inside the fridge!!!!
hey wait.
now answer the next question, how will you put a Giraffe inside the fridge?????
Okay don't give me that look. Come on, answer me.
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Did you say 'Open the fridge and put the Giraffe inside the Fridge' ?
NOOoooooooooooo.
That is not the answer.
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Think....
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You will have to take the Elephant outside and put the Giraffe inside the fridge!!!

Don't give me that expression!!!
I will ask you one sensible question this time.Bare with me and listen to me.
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In the jungle, the Lion has asked all the animals to come for a meeting.
All the animals turned up for the meeting.
No animal dared not to go when there is an invitation from the king?
The Lion would kill them if they don't listen to it.
There is an animal not turning up to the meeting.
Can you guess which is that animal???
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Come on, Answer me!
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Its Giraffe..because it is locked up in the Fridge...

We were in the kitchen yesterday night(Did I tell you that the hotel people had given us one common room to all of us where we can cook and eat?They provide the groceries too!!!) we started to talk about all mokkai jokes that we know...And this is one of the jokes which I liked the most...and thats how it ended up on my space
Let me ask one more mokkai question on the same animal kind...please listen to me..please..I promise this is the last one...
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There is a lake which is always filled with crocodiles. So far nobody has ever crossed this place. These crocodiles will eat whoever crosses the lake. So none has crossed this place. But now, there is a man who crossed this lake. Tell me how???
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Because all the crocodiles were gone to the meeting that the Lion has called!!Didnt I tell you that all animals attended the Lion's meeting except Giraffe?
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Tell me how is it??
These are our school time jokes(....I didnt remember any of them and so i enjoyed listening to them when my colleagues were telling it.(I only remember the collage time jokes ; all those dirty jokes ;))!!!
Did you know this one? or rather Do you remember this?
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Slept at 3 yesterday nite!!!
Cya
J

Heartache

(I drafted it on Jan 3rd but did not publish it. Here I am today publishing it.)

Life, for all human being, I would say, is a curse in one sense....
You are made to march towards death....You are given no choice.
And, in the course, you may see your dear ones leave you...
You have to go through those excruciating pain of missing them...
Though time brings you to heel, you never stop worrying about the dear ones who are alive and never stop dreading a life without them..
Amidst all this, we also have to keep chasing our dreams.
I find everything under a curse.

Today, my friend's(Lc's) father passed away of after effects of a bypass surgery.
-J

How is it?

I dont remember being good at choosing colors or anything for that matter while shopping!

Whenever I would flash something and ask 'how is it?'

All the reponses I would get are

no jay..its bad
come on, put it back
how could u chose that one??
its gud, you didnt pick that up.Did you?


Shouldn't I mention who these comments are from?
They are bets(my pal) and raji(my sis) and nats(u know who this one is)!! needless to say these are ones who I have listened to, when it comes to shopping, without questioning them!!

Here at 3.00 am , still wide awake and bored and hence I started tinkering with the colors for my blog...turned out ok rite??
howz it bets, raji and natu????? ;)